Very off topic, but seeing as today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, here's a couple of jokes recently heard:

1. What's a pirates favorite socks?

2. What does a pirate drive?

3. Did you hear about the new Pirates movie?

4. What is the pirates second job? 

Scroll down for some answers, matey! Yarr, anchors away!

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(urrg, ye forum accepteth not white space, so thy answers may be visible ) 

answer 1: YARRgyle!

answer 2: a cYARR

answer 3: its rated 'YARR!'

answer 4: YARRchitect