I am a single DVR from Wisconsin. I am the pride of the neighborhood. I am recording NFL games, 24, Lost, George Lopez, The Sopranos, Deadwood and so on. By the way this was a great year for me and my master. We are Steelers fans and I had the joy of recording all of the games in HD and I reflect on them once and a while when it gets quite and I cannot go into standby.

Then I got worried when my master unhooked me and took out my heart, I was thinking oh god it is over. He does not need me anymore. But when I was rebooted not only did I have my heart back but I had a bunch of friends. It turns out he bought this upgrade fromn PTV Upgrade that gave me a bunch of friends and now I was like Jack Dawson in Titanic an screamed internally "I'm the king of the world". I had a bunch of buddies now I could communicate back and forth with. We could share programmming, pictures, music and more.

My master would also log in from work from time to time to see how I was doing. He could even see what I was recording when he was not here so I had to be careful...lol Cause there are some risque channels in the 590's :0)

But then once again I got scared. Since the phone is plugged into me I can monitor the calls in the house and one day my master was talking to someone from DirecTv and he was talking about getting more DVR's and I thought SWEET more friends, well it was not so good for me. It turns out he removed some of my friends with DVR's that cannot talk to me. Now I am back to the beginning again of being lonely :(

So now I am in the need for someone to talk to and share things with.

I have 4 tuners so I can take care of your every need A.S.A.P, and my only purpose is to serve. And I am HD so I can take care of you in style. We have the premire package so I can share any of the styles of programming you like. And football season is right around the corner so we have alot of games to get ready for... did I say I was a sports nut. Well I am. Well hope you are there....my new companion... xoxoxo 

Yours truely

DVR (Devastated Video Recorder)

how lonely am i? i'm so lonely that my human is actually trying to humanize me and enter me into a contest for a companion. so, i'm desperately seeking binary encoding companion!

 i'm not a typical dvr however and i'm looking for some like minded silicon based unit to share electrons with. humans resort to things like supplements and vitamins, but i'm super powerful without such artificial enhancements. for example, my one year old body is made even more developed because of the turbo net and cache cards that have been so skillfully made a part of me.

 i'm seeking my better half. someone, or should i say something, that will radiate the bright light that i project. in you and with you, we'll illuminate and share all the great joys of the world, laugh at the humor, revel in the romance, marvel at the mysterious, and whatever we can't take in right away, we'll let soak into the magnetic medium tucked deep inside.

 looks are not important, in fact my current rack is probably nicer than yours and there's a nice cool spot in it just for you. come and join me, let's get plugged in and start to share the joy.

 looking forward to getting "connected"!

My DVR divas back home have finally convinced me to try out this crazy new Internet dating scene now that I'm living in Virginia and I thought why not give it a try! I like to think of myself as a sweet, saucy, sophisticated series 3 lady TiVo who never misses a night recording new episodes of my nightly favorite Dr. McDreamy from Grey's Anatomy and loves to stuff my high definition hard drive with plenty of healthy cooking tips from my main man Emeril. To keep up with my shiny new figure I like to burn a few hundred megabits every so often recording work out episodes from FitTV with my girlfriends and after a hard day of spinning I like to whine down to hilarious classic reruns of Saturday Night Live.

I'm looking for a sexy placeshifting kind of man who knows how to compliment my interests with his own, then power me up with a surprise, push my buttons and take my s-video out in this busy new town I hope to soon call home. So, if you think you have the kind of "ether" to hook me up to then I'm ready and willing to try anything new! ;)

Single silver TiVo looking to hook up with with a swinging Slingbox. Want you to grab my bits and Sling 'em. Are you  AC/DC, another DVR as well as me? That's cool, it makes my hard drive whirl. Let's rub remotes together send me you IP and let's connect.

I did the whole online dating thing for a while about 2 years ago and every girl profile i would read from an interesting 20 to 25 year old would range from either "i like to have fun" to "my girlfriend's put me up to this" or "i've never done this before". makes me laugh when i think back!