Good News: After far too long a hiatus, REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER returns tonight at 10PM on HBO. Bad News: For America’s political establishment and Tiger Woods. Seriously, we cannot wait.

Good News: Kristin Kreuk gets HITCHED to a new Josh Schwartz CBS sitcom. Bad News: For all of those Chuck and Hannah shippers out there. Yeah, that’s right, we’re talking to all three of you. [Source]

Good News: FOX has canceled the critically panned PAST LIFE. Bad News: But not before foreclosing on the DOLLHOUSE, benching FRINGE and banishing LIE TO ME to when exactly? No really, we’re asking. We have absolutely no idea when it’s coming back! [Source]