Good News: More Free TV on iTunes. Bad News: It’s the series premiere of DO NOT DISTURB. Proving once again that not all good things in life are free. [iTunes Link]

Good News: Much to our surprise, famous-for-nothing reality TV star Lauren Conrad isn’t illiterate. Bad News: Well, at least we hope so. Because HarperCollins just announced that they’ve ponied up for Conrad to write a three-book series of young adult fiction loosely inspired by her own life and ‘career’. Which the CW will be optioning for a series in 3… 2… 1… [Source]

Good News: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’s Katee Sackhoff will soon be returning to a small screen near you. Bad News: On yet another patented produce-by-numbers Dick Wolf LAW & ORDER police procedural called LOST AND FOUND. Snooze. [Source]