Nightwatchmen rejoice: now you can blind them and record those guilt-ridden looks of fear, all at the same time! Hitting the market sometime this month, the LightCam Flashlight DVR is a security professional's dream. A combination flashlight/DVR, the LightCamDVR uses infrared ray LEDs, records video and stills to its 512K flash drive, and offers a USB interface so you can quickly download it all to YouTube.

Made by iCanTek Co., the LightCamDVR is more than a candidate selection device for potential Darwin Awards winners; it's also rechargeable, lightweight, and runs on Linux. Plus, it sports a built-in microphone; when you shine those 6000K LEDs into their eyes and scream, "Why are your pupils dilated?!" you'll capture every nervous stutter!

It's like $500 of pure, useful fun. The only things missing are HD and popcorn.

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